I’m convinced the iOS keyboard has some secret sequence of button presses which turns off autocapitalisation and autocorrect because every now and then I do something, the keyboard vibrates, and suddenly it stops doing anything useful.
@Edent ohh, I was playing that game yesterday. Always bet on DHL over Yodel.
my mother in law talking about her ideas for hobbies after retirement
"i could do video presentations on things like how to navigate insurance, dance, exercise..."
I'm nodding, makes sense
"and do it with a character"
huh?
"so nobody knows who I am. maybe a fox"
wait
"that way i can present boring concepts but do it as an animal character"
yall shes gonna be a furry vtuber
this is incredible
Please please please can someone volunteer to do this. I so badly want to see it!
https://hachyderm.io/users/joenash/statuses/116295097737449217
Over the last 9 months or so I’ve discovered I have a really quite intense fear of heights and falling. Regrettably I’ve discovered this at the same time as the fact I really enjoy bouldering as a form of exercise.
I feel like it’s getting better but it’s definitely hindering by progress a bit that anytime I get near the top of the walls, have to make a move I might miss, or (god forbid) encounter a top out boulder I instead give a hearty “fuck this” and climb back down.
@pikesley possibly not so much an issue with a bowl that wide but I’ve read of cats getting whisker fatigue from sticking their face in a bowl to eat.
Someone suggested not pulling any April Fool's pranks this year and I think we all need to get on board with that.
Because, you know, all this.
ios user interfaces have become truly nihilistic. buttons on top of buttons. text on top of text. multiple inscrutable hamburgers. nothing has any meaning and all human action is futile
Just got the third onboarding customer success email from a service today, “Why [service] customers stick around”.
Unsubscribed.
Good news everyone! Copper tier, the self-service, <£1000, online checkout sponsorship option for @emf is now available! You hold a corporate card, I know you do. Go on. Stick the details in. Just a lil sponsorship. Call it learning and development spend. We won’t tell.
I have no idea how anyone at ITV signed off on shipping their TV apps. The tvOS one loses its mind anytime you background it while playing video, it’ll come back being very upset it’s not had any video frames in the last 3 weeks. Meanwhile the Android TV version just refused to let my Dad watch the football with a friend, it just said it needed his postcode to be updated despite his account already having one attached.
Honestly it’s very keen humans and not bots!!
My number one email today.
@gsuberland @endocrimes there’s also another sale in April, and tickets get intermittently released in the run up as requests for ticket refunds come in.
14, 11 of which were topping one boulder on my first attempt before bouncing off everything else. Really fun day though, I feel like there can’t be many sports where you can enter a competition at your local gym, have a fun time doing terribly, then watch a Team GB athlete demonstrate just how much better the professionals are than talented amateurs during the finals in the evening.
@stephen I keep almost rage writing a tvOS app which only shows subscriptions in order because I have a nasty habit of sitting down in front of YouTube and then finding its 3 hours later and I’m watching some nonsense I have no real interest in.
Shout out to the boy who entered his first climbing competition today, scored one (1) point out of a possible 275 and is chuffed with that result. Hoping I can have the same attitude when these boulders kick my ass in an hour or so.
@stephen there was at some point a version you could run on another machine and it would use the mobile app’s remote control API to do the same thing on TV but that stopped working.
@stephen if you don’t watch on a TV the SponsorBlock extension is fantastic, skips not only YouTube ads but also has crowd sourced tagging of in-video sponsor reads and begging for subscriptions.