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Tried to climb this evening having not registered the 12km I’ve walked today because it wasn’t recreational walking. To the surprise of nobody but me it was unimpressive, gave up after 40 minutes of barely dragging myself up the simplest boulders.

This morning I have cleared a drain pipe of a minging fatberg, and replaced a plug socket. Pretty sure this entitles me to 1 (one) week off being an adult.

Achievement Unlocked: Planted into the mat from near the top of a boulder because while I’d got up, I had insufficient energy left to get back down again.

I’ve decided I’m dubbing VR headsets “funny metaverse hats”. Sorry, Zuck, you brought that one on yourself.

Me, 90 minutes ago: I’ll see how far I get on this in half an hour.

On the plus side, I completed not one but two climbs I’ve been struggling with for some time today. On the negative side, good God, my entire body aches now.

Weight loss, humorous

I’m very much enjoying having A Project but it’s not doing my sleep cycle any good at all. Or more accurately my sleep deficit, because unfortunately just because I’m going to bed an hour or so late most nights doesn’t mean I can get up an hour or so late the next day.

I left my ISP a less than perfect Trustpilot review yesterday, broadly summarised as “good internet, wish they’d stop begging for a good review”. Their response was to call me, and then when I didn’t pick up email, to see if might be persuaded to make the review better.

I’m tempted to go drop it a star in response. Regardless, this is now going to be my response to all NPS score emails where it’s clear the answer won’t result in a callcentre worker getting bollocked.

News site developers who push your site’s home page into the history stack over the top of wherever I came from: there’s a special place in hell for you.

It’s not terrible or anything. Just an eternity of mild annoyances getting in the way of going where you want to be.