AHHHH. Just sent the deposit and final legal fees for purchasing the flat I’ve been renting to my solicitors. I guess I’m committed now.
Ahh yes, that’s why I don’t really watch BBC News.
“Zombie knives, swords, and machetes are a growing problem. Our reporter is at a Border Force centre.” Followed by a report that has nothing to do with immigration or asylum seekers.
I’m tickled every time I go to put BBC News on an iPlayer asks if I want to watch from the start. Yes, please give me the news starting from November 1997, I missed a few episodes the first time round.
@UKFilmNerd @fesshole good news! You can almost always buy service remotes on eBay.
I’ve just been reminded Trustpilot exists, and am once again angry that there’s a widely used company whose entire business model is broadly a protection racket. Companies that pay them can dispute bad reviews, companies that don’t can’t.
@Eetschrijver @fesshole or maybe people tend to pick a different story for how did you meet than “at a threesome” if this is how it happened.
QOTD from a YouTube video my son is watching: “A fully evolved Corbynite will be incredibly annoying to deal with”.
(Don’t @ me, I t’s a Pokemon video.)
@Edent of course curl supports it. Is there anything you can’t use curl for?
@Thayer that’s the reason I shave my head. The growing bald patch may also be a factor.
: Hi can I buy a vacuum cleaner ?
Dyson : yeah ... uhh here you go : By the way do you happen to know anyone who can make a megastructure around a star
Dyson : ur not gonna believe this
I’m going to laugh so hard if the thing that persuades CEOs to take climate change seriously is atmospherics levels of CO2 starting to encroach on the levels that impact productivity.
https://fediscience.org/users/ZLabe/statuses/113135937893615979
@fesshole goodness yes, it would be awful if she knew you were purposefully losing weight. Much better that she thinks you’re dying instead.
Where do I report my local postman for cheating at wearing shorts in any weather, he’s got thermal trousers on underneath them.
@pikesley it was lovely seeing everyone, you’re an excellent bunch of people.
I have just spent two days straight being sociable, if anyone needs me I’ll be hiding out avoiding any sort of human contact for the next week.
Come on folks. At least *try* to entice me into this article I had the tiniest shred of interest in to begin with.
@fesshole so much to unpack here. Why does your girlfriend want 24/7 tracking of your location? Why do you think feeding pigeons is a terrible thing you must keep secret? Why will nobody just talk to each other?