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Jon Wood

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@jonathanhogg I had an explore of the site last night, you’ve done an amazing job with the installations! Everywhere I look there’s another delightful surprise with a little plaque next to it.

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“The average festival has 4 million addressable leds” factoid is actually just statistical error.
Average festival has 1000 addressable leds. , who lives in a field in Ledbury has over 18 quintillion addressable leds is and outlier and should not have been counted.

I’ve spent the last four hours (was meant to be two) out in the real world. Do not recommend, will be returning to EMF imminently.

Our cozy little 200 person construction worker cosplay camping trip has been rudely invaded by several thousand people who seem to think there’s some kind of festival on. Quite rude really.

@gsuberland I’ll try to catch you, mostly been hiding in HQ this evening trying to get stuff done.

@gsuberland oh, was that you with the stack of orange boxes. I'd have said hello if I realised.

OH: "You're another person who's younger than my boots"

“I don’t want to call when I’m on the train because I’ll have no privacy” says the woman talking loudly into a phone behind me in the waiting room. Volume is turned up loud enough I can hear both sides of the conversation.

Train to EMF leaves in under twelve hours, so I guess I’ve put off packing for as long as possible now.

Me, in the normal world: "Ugh, why wouldn't you say think you? It's just basic good manners."
Me, when using a ticketing system: "Ugh, why did you say thank you? Now I have to close the thread again."

How is it I’m always drowning in USB memory sticks until the moment I need one?

@skylar @Edent we have a 40Gbps fibre connection. iPlayer will be fine.

@Edent you may be able to persuade one of the workshop villages to run an, ahem, Experimental Video Streaming Test. Stages are all fully occupied at that point.

@pikesley @james optional mandatory national service. Got you, super clear messaging there.

Today in the name of getting things done I committed code which comes with a three paragraph apology to the next person who encounters it.

I look forward to receiving an apology from my past self in two year’s time.

@james @pikesley sadly that will probably play well with the over 60s, his one remaining safe set of voters.

I am now on holiday from my job developing embedded Linux systems for 2.5 weeks, so of course I'm celebrating that by developing an embedded Linux system in the early hours of the morning.

I am packing. I truly hate packing.

@Edent I have two on my desk currently, and I *think* there’s another in a box somewhere.

@solderandchaos you’re allowed to give yourself some slack when it goes from having an EMF project to EMF being the project.

I don't know what everyone has against clubbing seals, they're incredibly cute.

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It’s meant to be.

@norm ugh, yes. I briefly looked at the same thing recently and bailed out in disgust.

@solderandchaos @kestral @Edent @pikesley @info we’ve got every other kind of messaging service, seems silly if we leave out carrier pigeons really.

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The ten year old’s current EMF status: “I can barely contain my excitement!”