This morning I have cleared a drain pipe of a minging fatberg, and replaced a plug socket. Pretty sure this entitles me to 1 (one) week off being an adult.
And a very fuck you to the person who labelled two breakers “sockets” without distinguishing which sockets. My first guess wasn’t the kitchen, it was the sockets with my entire network and home automation set up plugged into them. Thankfully everything appears to have just come back up cleanly.