Got really mad at my wife when she came to pick me up from the pub in my car instead of hers. Had to pretend it I was because I was low on petrol. Truth is I'd been waiting months for the odometer to reach 80,085 miles, but she took it over. Furious.
@adamantichrist @fesshole because it looks a little bit like boobs. It’s the closest this guy will get to seeing any on account of the fact he doesn’t speak to his wife.