[extremely GLaDOS voice] Welcome to {insert UK city name}. You have 4 - out of 4 - bars of signal. It’s 3G, 4G, or 5G. Take your pick. It doesn’t matter. They’re all unusable for performing the most basic of web functions anyway.
@herdingdata 4 bars of signal being routed through a cell which is using DSL over wet string as its uplink.