Every adult male has emerged, at least once, from the bathroom with a Hitler moustache.
@anon_opin You mean, *you* did, once.
@anon_opin nope
@anon_opin Nope, not even once.
@anon_opin there’s definitely been more than one mid-way Hitler tache. At that point you shave it all off and accept looking like a baby for a few days.
@anon_opin I prefer to call it a Charlie Chaplin moustache