In another Sainsbury's, I saw David Trimble considering a Secretary DVD. (That Sainsbury's has since been demolished.)
In the late 80s, Emo Phillips came into the Oxfam in Durham at which I worked, presumably to look for the sort of clothes Emo Phillips wears (he was dressed in a kids' Looney Tunes t-shirt and half-mast nylon flares). I persuaded a colleague to ask if he was Emo Phillips (she had no idea who he was but I was too shy) and he said, "I'm not him, he is me" in Emo Phillips ' voice.
Reading more about Emo Philips i learned the word: “paraprosdokian”!!
Def: “a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, phrase, or larger discourse is surprising or unexpected”
"I like going to the park and watching the children run around because they don't know I'm using blanks." —Emo Philips
"If all the girls attending the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." —Dorothy Parker