Spïtfîre

Scottish guy with brain wiring chewed and hammered to fizzing mess
Follow back when you make witty reply to a post of mine, sound fair?
Comedy as a crutch, will reply with nonsensical garbage in attempt to get laughs which are like oxygen
Uses a lot of analogies
Laughs at the first 4 letters above
More in pinned intro post
Cleans up afterwards. Weekly post deletion
Owns puppy
Avatar cartoon bald white guy w. full beard
Header 3 lines deep in "first they came for poem"