@solderandchaos I like stuff like questions like a play on words: "what's brown and sticky?" or "what's red and wiry?"
"What is heavier a gramme of water or wood?", "Why do you play pooh-sticks with a stick not a nail?", "Why does a compass point north?", or even "What is a compass?"
"Where is the centre of Britain?", "How far is it to the sea?" or "What is faster a European or North African swallow?"
I guess I am too much of a dad/physicist to be good at this.