Newsletter: Coinbase’s substantial data breach coincides with a convenient terms of service update, while the GENIUS Act stablecoin bill regains momentum in the Senate
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Coinbase has disclosed a substantial customer data breach, blaming it on “rogue overseas support agents”. This follows months of crypto security researchers warning about apparent security issues at the company.
According to Coinbase, the data thieves bribed members of Coinbase’s support team, which is based overseas and reportedly makes very little money. It seems Coinbase has been aware of a breach for several months, but only reported it on May 14.
At least five lawsuits have been filed about the breach in the days since, but a change to Coinbase’s customer agreement that went into effect on May 15 may make it more challenging for customers to obtain relief.
@molly0xfff done! You’re the greatest!
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong has characterized my reporting on the timing of the user agreement update as a “conspiracy theory”. He did not comment on the substantive new hurdles introduced by the change, nor a question about the long delay in disclosing the breach.
@molly0xfff
How very unexpected /s
lb: lol. perhaps even lmao. :)
Gosh it's almost like al lthis "web 3" bullshit is based on exploitation, crime and snake oil, SURPRISING NOBODY but rubes.
@molly0xfff Can't help imagining that "rogue overseas support agents" is codespeak for "North Koreans" (disclaimer: I have *strictly no idea* if North Korea is, or is not, involved).
@molly0xfff Surely by now there is an aphorism similar to "Godwin's Law" for cryptocurrency companies and their adherents.
@molly0xfff the reviews are in
In the Senate, the GENIUS Act has advanced and will likely go to a full vote this week. Although Democrats are likely to insist on a vote on an amendment to limit Trump’s crypto corruption, it’s a symbolic gesture.
@molly0xfff It may be a conspiracy theory, but conspiracy theories are not always incorrect.
@molly0xfff Well this explains why I am suddenly getting crap texts from someone being or pretending to be at Coinbase. I don't deal in crypto and probably never will.
@molly0xfff Possible correction: I think he’s saying they were notifying about the user agreement change in April, not the breach.
@molly0xfff I enjoyed the timing of this email, in the context of this discussion
Trump’s exclusive dinner for holders of the TRUMP memecoin is scheduled for Thursday night. Nearly 3/4 of the wallets on the leaderboard likely belong to non-US buyers, including Justin Sun, whose legal troubles in the US have vanished following his Trump contributions.
A small company called GD Culture Group has announced it will somehow purchase up to $300M in TRUMP tokens. As a company that primarily does business on TikTok, they have a strong incentive to try to influence Trump as he navigates the ongoing saga around a TikTok ban.
Headline on this is a big shocker (/s):
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/22/trump-crypto-sweepstakes-dinner
Trump crypto adviser David Bailey is following in the footsteps of sons of both Trump and Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, who are in the MicroStrategy-esque process of creating companies, rapidly going public, and acquiring large bitcoin holdings to become bitcoin proxy bets.
@molly0xfff your definition of “small” is a bit off I would say - a company that can splurge 300M usd on a single bribe is pretty big 🤯
@jospoortvliet that’s the thing -- it’s a small company that somehow found itself with $300M
@molly0xfff oh wow the insanity. So they are a front to some person or organization that wants to buy trump to do something. Must look real bad if you want to hide it - the trump kleptocrats have been extremely open about their profiteering.
Wonder if that’s a strategy to make sure everyone is in so deep they will fight democratic accountability within an inch of their life as they know they all would get jailed…
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