Trump has directed the Department of Justice to stop pursuing crypto fraud, dismantling the National Cryptocurrency Enforcement Team and ordering the Market Integrity and Major Frauds Unit to cease cryptocurrency enforcement.
Full memo: https://www.justice.gov/dag/media/1395781/dl?inline
(Edited to replace paywalled WaPo link)
@molly0xfff wow. Open season.
@molly0xfff quick, sell all the crime bitcoins while no one is looking.
There's a legal concept called Libel-proof where your reputation is so bad no one can hurt it anymore further, so you can't sue for libel.
At this point, there should be a legal concept called Fraud-proof where you are so gullible that you can't be the victim of fraud, because you would have given away what was 'stolen' if the con artist just told you the truth.
Anyone who owns cryptocurrencies should be declared Fraud-proof.
@molly0xfff Hey, Molly, I got a business idea...
@molly0xfff And who is deeply invested in Crypto again???? #Kleptocracy and #criminality at their finest😡 🔥
@molly0xfff
The DOJ memo literally says they will focus on prosecuting people who victimize digital asset investors. That's a fancy way of saying fraud.
@molly0xfff what could possibly go wrong?
@molly0xfff Gilead: The Home of the Crypto Grift
@molly0xfff He’s too dense and self absorbed to think about this stuff. There’s someone whispering in dead-Theoden’s ear about this kind of thing. That’s who we need to arrest. They will still exist when the “king” is dead.
@molly0xfff we just make european maga-themed shitcoins and bribe back with those, easy
@molly0xfff SBF pardon is probably coming at this rate
@molly0xfff corruption at the highest levels.
@molly0xfff Well, at least it's not a sector that's completely rampant with fraud. [/s]
@molly0xfff When they convert our gold reserves to bitcoin they don't want anything getting in the way of what happens next.
@molly0xfff sometimes I think it would be better to have independent executive departments with department-heads elected, independent of eachother, by the people
@molly0xfff Donald Ponzy Trump
@molly0xfff They want a casino!
@molly0xfff meaning "invest in crypto and you're a goddamn foo."
Bitcoin = memecoin
@molly0xfff Nothing suspicious about that, nope.
…weeks after Trumpy and Melania issued their respective bitcoins.
(Also: I know everyone is tired of hearing these comparisons, but if any other president let some overprivileged douchebag pretend to run a federal department NAMED FOR HIS FUСКING BITCOIN, we’d be in Month 97 of Congressional hearings about it.)
@molly0xfff They will be replaced with the Fraud, Graft, and Corruption concierge.
@molly0xfff Tough on crime!
@molly0xfff Does the King have a mandate to dismantle these types of organizations?
@molly0xfff
Why would anyone invest in crypto now? If you are scammed, there is no recourse.
@molly0xfff “regulation by prosecution” 🤡
@molly0xfff I hate living in the absolute dumbest timeline.
@molly0xfff Nice that the Post gets to publish the work of a public official, paid for by the government, behind a paywall.