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This is the future that #passkeys stole from us 😤

A man sits on a couch watching a TV.

After an unknown interval the television changes to a display of eight black dots aligned in a row. A text bubble from the TV says, "say password to continue playing."

The man stands, raises his arms, and says out loud, "daisy-best-waifu!2024" all in capital letters.

The man sits back down and the show resumes.

This highly-domain-specific joke is built atop a patent Microsoft filed back in 2011 to measure and enforce ad engagement via the Kinect. The lack of such engagement mechanisms today is proof that this timeline is not entirely bad.

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