Everything I’ve ever learned about cereal foods in America has been against my will.
Cornflakes were invented by Kellogg’s to prevent masturbation. And now I’ve just learned Chex was created by white supremacists to try to give white people mind control powers
This blew my mind.
'John Harvey Kellogg, the inventor of corn flakes, believed that corn flakes could help prevent masturbation.
Kellogg was a physician, nutritionist, and medical missionary who was a leader in the Progressive Era. He was also a Seventh-day Adventist who believed that sex, alcohol, tobacco, and rich foods were unhealthy and caused disease.
Kellogg believed that masturbation was harmful and caused mental and physical issues. He believed that a bland diet and high-fiber foods could eliminate feelings of arousal.
He marketed corn flakes as a "healthy, ready-to-eat anti-masturbatory morning meal".'
@TheBreadmonkey @skinnylatte this seems obvious since no one ever looks at a bowl of corn flakes and starts masturbating. It’s not like it’s Lucky Charms or Cinnamon Toast Crunch
