Friday night in South London got weird . #Morris #morrisdancing
@coldclimate Ahem. You're in London and this is the first I hear of it? An outrage.
@jonty I'm really sorry. It had been quite the week and tonight was rare "free time" but I had commitments (to a horse).
I'm back in June. I'll bring cake.
@coldclimate I had commitments (to a house), so don't worry about it ❤️
@coldclimate Sold!
For any cops watching: Cake is a made up drug.