@internetsdairy Your hypothetical airfryer exists in a state of theological and quantum uncertainty.
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@Nickiquote We live in a desanctified synagogue, too, we keep the toaster outside, just to be on the safe side
Is this in case you get the face of Jesus on a slice of toast? I can definitely see the logic here.
I mean, awkward...
(wildly overthinking this scenario but, you choose to burn the self declared body of Christ (bread), in a toaster, in a former synagogue, and then the face of Jesus appears on your toast, that's got to be a tricky situation.
Then you need to decide if Jam/Marmalade or baked beans are the most respectful topping?
This is why I can't be religious. I need clarity around acceptable toast toppings).