@John @FroggyMakes Extremely regretting not calling Rat Facts

@jonty @John We've got cat, bat and rat facts. EMF2026 is just going to be a series of ad-hoc call centres keeping everyone informed on animal trivia.

Dibs on mole facts. Moles are weird.

@John @FroggyMakes @jonty might have to branch out into Tardigrade Facts next time. Perhaps a combined call centre with one of those big “calls waiting” type displays would be in order.

@John @FroggyMakes Operated by the technovoles themselves. They just reply with annoyed squeaks (at 140bpm)