concerning allegations that the Woke Cabal crashed nine million computers on purpose as a marketing stunt for memory wokeness
@0xabad1dea yeah, I've heard they want to take away our `free(dom)` and `free(market)`! They want to `drop()` them all without us realizing, what's next, having our mind polled by their "tokio"? Our actions judged by a freaking crab? They have taken us for absolute fools.